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News Report: Trying Not To Masturbate On 9/11 [Vid

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News Report: Trying Not To Masturbate On 9/11 [Vid. Americans say attending a 9/11 vigil or moment of silence to only then come home to fap away is disrespectful and wrong.

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welfarepimp Male, 30-39, Southern US 142 Posts	Monday, September 14, 2009 7:32:51 PM If I had known, I would've held back that day. However, I did inadvertantly celebrate Masturbation Day on 9/12. Kinda makes up for it.

koolkidme Male, 18-29, Western US 123 Posts	Sunday, September 13, 2009 1:32:02 AM "There is nothing in the world that can keep me from masturbating today" Safest Sex Ever!

deathxtra Male, 13-17, Western US 2334 Posts	Saturday, September 12, 2009 8:35:35 PM "There is nothing in the world that can keep me from masturbating today" attaboy

deathxtra Male, 13-17, Western US 2334 Posts	Saturday, September 12, 2009 8:34:54 PM "Masturbate twice as much to make up for the previous day" PFFFTHAHAHAHAHA

Finwicket Male, 18-29, Eastern US 123 Posts	Saturday, September 12, 2009 7:29:22 PM lol someone thought this was serious in the comments. I love it when people take the onion seriously.

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