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7 Tips on How to Bag a Girl Online

Hits: 17524 | Rating: (3.0) | Category: Misc. | Added by: ballaerina
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slayer50515
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 542 Posts
Thursday, October 22, 2009 12:20:41 AM
"I'm not atheist or any religion... I'm not sure... "
Athiesm is the belief in >no god(s) or deity(s)<
There ya go :)

"when guys sign off 'luv u xo'
that is an instant turn off, seriously, wtf, you don't even know me yet! "

OK I HAVE TO ASK:
What about when you ARE dating already?
Otherwise I'll just say things like "fun talkin' to ya :)!" as it slyly states that I want to talk again soon.


NeonCrayonz
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 4 Posts
Sunday, September 20, 2009 10:41:02 PM
I agree with this article. :]

I couldnt stop laughing at the comments on this. xD


Dfaulted
Male, 13-17, Canada
 1624 Posts
Thursday, September 17, 2009 7:34:23 PM
I'm not atheist or any religion... I'm not sure...

Linkenberger
Male, 18-29, Canada
 205 Posts
Thursday, September 17, 2009 6:46:59 PM
Chicks dig grammar nazi's?

jumper4saken
Female, 18-29, Canada
 64 Posts
Thursday, September 17, 2009 10:03:40 AM
@ Lionhart2

First of all, that was hilarious! I do agree that what you said might be the case for some women. I'll admit, if a guy uses some of those words when talking to me, it'll probably make me more interested in him. To me, though, it's because far too many guys I meet are OVERLY confident and roostery, so hearing those words used in moderation shows me that they also have a sense of humbleness.


Emulsifier
Female, 13-17, Australia
 19 Posts
Thursday, September 17, 2009 5:06:57 AM
when guys sign off 'luv u xo'
that is an instant turn off, seriously, wtf, you don't even know me yet!

xxPinkxx
Female, 18-29, Canada
 1252 Posts
Thursday, September 17, 2009 3:50:21 AM
interesting

BunnyNaku
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 2144 Posts
Thursday, September 17, 2009 1:53:41 AM
doesnt matter what you talk about as long as the connection is there

kinjomusashi
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 671 Posts
Wednesday, September 16, 2009 8:24:39 PM
i love the atheist one...

Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
 1463 Posts
Wednesday, September 16, 2009 8:01:01 PM
"Tip #8: Never refer to meeting a girl as "bagging" her."

Oh...I thought this was a poll about teabagging. :)


The_tru_bob
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 118 Posts
Wednesday, September 16, 2009 7:53:59 PM
"So would the worst post be...
Hi sexy babe

Hit me up 2 chat. I use gmail msn yahoo aim 4 chattin my email is godisgreat@yahoo.com.

ps

u r beautiful"
You forgot to say please/pls


M5000
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 82 Posts
Wednesday, September 16, 2009 7:32:03 PM
Hm.. Atheist... I don't quite consider myself one, but I don't believe in anything, so I guess I'm set there.. That works.

Negative_One
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2510 Posts
Wednesday, September 16, 2009 5:54:44 PM
Tip #8: Never refer to meeting a girl as "bagging" her.

Uncle_T
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 306 Posts
Wednesday, September 16, 2009 4:40:53 PM
i agree with opie :)

HUFFER
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 297 Posts
Wednesday, September 16, 2009 4:17:10 PM
Here's a tip: Not all women are alike; Once you start writing for females or males you've jumped to a million wrong conclusions about both.

Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
 5388 Posts
Wednesday, September 16, 2009 4:11:20 PM
> Angilion
> If starting with an apology is attractive to a woman, she's probably not a woman you want to be involved with

You're missing the point Angi.

(Swaps to Old Fart mode).
My old dad used to say to me, "Every time you see a pig, kick it."
"That's not very fair if it's not doing anything wrong", says I.
"Son" (he called me Son sometimes) "A pig is one of the smartest animals. And they are always up to mischief. So even IF it isn't doing something mischievous right NOW, it did something an hour ago when you weren't looking that it got away with. So always kick a pig when you see one."

Now Angi, women see us men like pigs... (looks over shoulder to make sure She isn't in eyeshot) even IF you aren't doing something to upset her, she has a thousand-page ledger somewhere of everything you did that was wrong. So you apologize when you wake in the morning, when you have a cuppa, ANYtime - just in case. It makes them happy.


Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
 5388 Posts
Wednesday, September 16, 2009 4:04:29 PM
This totally explains why my "LOL hi u gorgeous skag! God, don't waste my precious time. U wanna root or not?" hasn't been working.

ryan99
Male, 13-17, Western US
 1367 Posts
Wednesday, September 16, 2009 3:55:50 PM
Hmm, I find myself always using correct punctuation all the time, as well as casually saying awesome. Haha. What's up and hey are typically greetings I use, I never ask for an email (I never even use mine), and I always talk about music, movies, and sports with people. Sorry, kinda, and pretty are words I use often as well. And I think I'll just stay off of the religious bit. Always have, works fine for me.

LazyMe484
Male, 18-29, Canada
 4909 Posts
Wednesday, September 16, 2009 3:54:27 PM
Thats an interesting title...

"#7 Consider becoming an Atheist"

Whohooo.


peloos12
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2859 Posts
Wednesday, September 16, 2009 3:38:42 PM
*hits on ballaerina*

Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
 1463 Posts
Wednesday, September 16, 2009 3:35:37 PM
If starting with an apology is attractive to a woman, she's probably not a woman you want to be involved with. Do you really want a relationship with someone who finds it so appealing when you apologise? You're not going to have an equal relationship that way.

opiebreath
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 14316 Posts
Wednesday, September 16, 2009 3:30:45 PM
These are just some good rules for communication online in general.

draquoir
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 628 Posts
Wednesday, September 16, 2009 3:12:21 PM
God and the internet are sworn enemies.

FlameOfUdun
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1021 Posts
Wednesday, September 16, 2009 2:01:51 PM
hit? How is hit illiterate?

Enchilada
Female, 70 & Over, Eastern US
 900 Posts
Wednesday, September 16, 2009 12:56:08 PM
Bag a girl online? lmao.

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