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 Vedith
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 75 Posts
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Friday, October 30, 2009 1:40:25 PM
It's such a turnoff when guys are so defensive over stuff that doesn't even matter. Booze is booze! I could care less what you drink and what it looks like! As long as we both are enjoying it and having fun. |
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 Nidonemo
Male, 18-29, Western US
6448 Posts
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Friday, October 02, 2009 9:57:06 PM
I agree that cosmo glass looked awesome, I love surreal crap like that.I find adding a gender role to a damned drink is a bit primitive. Cut the crap and enjoy your booze already. Who cares what the drink looks like as long as you end up on the bathroom floor with a migraine right? |
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 cha3370
Female, 18-29, Europe
89 Posts
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Friday, October 02, 2009 11:41:28 AM
The counter points are the best! |
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 danthew
Male, 18-29, Europe
699 Posts
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Friday, October 02, 2009 8:59:49 AM
Yeah, get you laid by a guy...And I started reading but gave up when the first one wasn't even slightly funny. |
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 simim23
Female, 18-29, Southern US
765 Posts
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Friday, October 02, 2009 7:30:17 AM
"Boone's Farm isn't a chick drink. It's a hobo taking chugs behing the dumpster drink. It's in the same category as Mad Dog 20/20."Damn straight. Boone's Farm is in the same category as Mickey's and MD 20/20: This is NOT a chick drink, or a MAN drink. It's a "I have $5 and I don't want to remember the night" drink. All 3 are downright disgusting by any standards and the only parties you'll find them at are with people who only pitched in $20 total for booze and food. And can someone actually explain what makes alcoholic sprite a bad thing? I like my drinks being palatable: Jack and coke, rum, scotch on the rocks, vodka and Red Bull, Smirnoff Ice, etc. What I don't like is my drinks tasting like watered-down horse piss. Which is why I won't drink beer. Also, explain to me how having a beer gut makes you attractive. |
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 xxPinkxx
Female, 18-29, Canada
1213 Posts
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Friday, October 02, 2009 6:30:19 AM
lol "roostertail" awesome filter fail. btw, if i saw a guy drinking a cosmo, i prolly wouldnt look at him twice. pink drinks are best served at home if its your guilty pleasure. most of these are ok, though. i generally go for guys drinking beer, though. lmao |
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Nidonemo
Male, 18-29, Western US
6448 Posts
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Friday, October 02, 2009 3:07:17 AM
cagel, trust me, you're not the only one tired of the entertainment industry constantly turning to stereotypes for lists and cheap laughs. =/ |
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 Handsompod
Male, 30-39, Europe
325 Posts
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Thursday, October 01, 2009 11:40:14 PM
Oh come on filter!! That's just not right. You can say piss and bugger but not name a drink?!? |
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Handsompod
Male, 30-39, Europe
325 Posts
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Thursday, October 01, 2009 11:38:48 PM
I think Zerocyde protests too much. You drink your drink if you like it. I will say this though. The only time I have ever been asked if I was gay, was in a roostertail bar drinking roostertails. I have been correctly identified as a straight man, by a gay man, whilst in a gay bar, drinking beer out of a pint glass. Go figure. The wedding ring kind of gives it away too I know, but I like to think he didn't spot it.
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 cagel
Female, 18-29, Western US
104 Posts
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Thursday, October 01, 2009 9:51:29 PM
I do not understand how a guy drinking these will make a woman want to sleep with him.This does not make sense to me on any level; not even the whole gender-binary-stereotype level. |
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 SuperSmash
Male, 18-29, Southern US
2596 Posts
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Thursday, October 01, 2009 9:00:35 PM
"How the hell is Smirnoff Ice number 2?? That's pretty standard alcohol for absolutely any girl slag/ugly/<16 or otherwise who happens to be drinking. It's also perfectly acceptable for a man to have one when required. Very random entry."No, TopperHey, Smirnoff Ice belongs on the list. It's alcoh-pop. I like my alcohol to taste like alcohol, not Sprite. Zerocyde, I can't figure out if you were quoting someone or saying those things yourself. My bad. P.S. Sorry for the triple post. |
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SuperSmash
Male, 18-29, Southern US
2596 Posts
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Thursday, October 01, 2009 8:57:08 PM
Plus, Zerocyde, you need to work on your prejudices against straight men. It's really unseemly. |
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SuperSmash
Male, 18-29, Southern US
2596 Posts
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Thursday, October 01, 2009 8:55:24 PM
Well, Zerocyde, you could just drink plain lemonade. It's pretty good, too. |
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 Zerocyde
Male, 18-29, Western US
2065 Posts
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Thursday, October 01, 2009 7:49:24 PM
"Smirnoff Ice/Mikes/Boones etc. – These pansy drinks say this:..."Or they say "getting drunk is for ignorant, low-brow, tools but mikes hard lemonades taste drating awesome and since I'm not a woman or a high school drop-out I only drink things for their taste, so I'm gonna drink it." And for any of you tough guys that are reading this and are about to brush your mullet off of your shoulder, punch your girlfriend off of your lap, and reply with "HEY FAGGOT BEER = TEH HOTNESS DOG! drat YOU FOR CALLIN ME GAY!1" just shut up, the article talked poo to me so I talked poo back. :P |
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SuperSmash
Male, 18-29, Southern US
2596 Posts
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Thursday, October 01, 2009 7:41:37 PM
Boone's Farm isn't a chick drink. It's a hobo taking chugs behing the dumpster drink. It's in the same category as Mad Dog 20/20. |
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Handsompod
Male, 30-39, Europe
325 Posts
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Thursday, October 01, 2009 6:33:30 PM
Chick drinks that will get you laid....by men who like men.
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 elkingo
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
1202 Posts
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Thursday, October 01, 2009 3:51:01 PM
atom still = fail |
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 BunnyNaku
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
2111 Posts
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Thursday, October 01, 2009 2:29:30 PM
the glass for the cosmo looked cool :O lol |
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 Joolin
Male, 18-29, Western US
653 Posts
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Thursday, October 01, 2009 2:18:28 PM
Ok.. I don't really know why, but I decided to keep reading. I guess it's the same thing that makes people like watching train wrecks. Anyway, is it just me, or did the Long Island Iced Tea paragraph just announce to the world that the writer is a rapist? As for the rest of these, I think the writer is confusing "wants to jump your bones" with "feels comfortable around you because you're obviously gay". |
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Joolin
Male, 18-29, Western US
653 Posts
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Thursday, October 01, 2009 2:06:09 PM
You know what Atom, I gave you a chance. I managed to look past the fact that you were Atom. I managed to look past the fact that you are openly suggesting that people use Michelob Ultra for something other than target practice. I kept reading through all that, but when you referred to Miller Lite and Natty Lite as being "awesome", I had to draw the line. Not only are they not awesome (in the case of those beverages, the phrase "not awesome" is objective, not subjective) but they are barely even beer! That sh.t is basically malt liquor fortified with grain alcohol. I don't even think frat boys would say it's awesome - they just drink it because it'll get them and the skeezy girl they're eying drunk. |
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 ScottSerious
Male, 18-29, Western US
1130 Posts
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Thursday, October 01, 2009 1:54:05 PM
and of course, it's atom. |
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 maddices
Male, 18-29, Canada
93 Posts
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Thursday, October 01, 2009 1:45:34 PM
Norts, my friend, I couldn't have put it better myself |
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simim23
Female, 18-29, Southern US
765 Posts
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Thursday, October 01, 2009 1:44:34 PM
Plus, with the exception of the occasional smirnoff ice and the long island iced tea, there is not a single drink on there that me or any of the chicks I know will drink.Why? Because if you're going to get LAID, you don't want to pass out halfway through it. |
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 akijade
Female, 18-29, Western US
646 Posts
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Thursday, October 01, 2009 1:39:33 PM
Ahh, Atom. They have no idea about anything.Men, if I saw you drinking any of these drinks, I would just assume you were gay and/or poor. Or is this supposed to be drinks that will get girls laid? I didn't really read the article, just skimmed for the drinks. |
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 B3N0C1D3
Male, 18-29, Western US
586 Posts
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Thursday, October 01, 2009 1:35:18 PM
I'm with Norts on this one. |
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