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Barats & Bereta's Missionary Rap

Hits: 6049 | Rating: (3.3) | Category: Funny | Added by: Pooptart19
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RenoFury
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 18 Posts
Monday, November 09, 2009 10:01:31 AM
aghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i couldn't even make it through the whole clip!!!!! Don't save me!


last_ninja
Male, 18-29, Western US
 395 Posts
Sunday, November 08, 2009 6:48:40 PM
Mormons are silly

Dfaulted
Male, 13-17, Canada
 1614 Posts
Saturday, November 07, 2009 8:18:50 PM
kinda funny

wtfstoner55
Male, 13-17, Australia
 189 Posts
Saturday, November 07, 2009 2:33:49 AM
hehe, I thought it was quite chucklesome

guth2391
Male, 13-17, Western US
 32 Posts
Saturday, November 07, 2009 1:20:57 AM
while a spoof on mormons, these 100% are NOT mormon missionaries. the name tag is wrong. i know, i have one. :)

bluestarr
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 94 Posts
Friday, November 06, 2009 10:44:52 PM
hahahaha... IAP

davymid
Male, 18-29, Europe
 5553 Posts
Friday, November 06, 2009 8:03:18 PM
LOL @ religion.

magoo22
Male, 30-39, Australia
 106 Posts
Friday, November 06, 2009 7:27:58 PM
I thought it was good. Mormons are OK I guess ( I'm not one).

opiebreath
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 14268 Posts
Friday, November 06, 2009 7:18:24 PM
"There's 2 minutes and 14 seconds I'll never get back. Thanks for wasting my time IAB."

Oh I'm sorry, I believe you were looking for IAP, otherwise known as I-Am-Productive. We are a very different website.


Linkenberger
Male, 18-29, Canada
 184 Posts
Friday, November 06, 2009 7:09:18 PM
God Bless Barats and Bereta.

Winter_ICE_0
Male, 13-17, Western US
 603 Posts
Friday, November 06, 2009 6:52:44 PM
This is Culdesac.

smooshu
Female, 18-29, Western US
 57 Posts
Friday, November 06, 2009 6:48:57 PM
"There's 2 minutes and 14 seconds I'll never get back. Thanks for wasting my time IAB. What idiots gave it a rating of 3.4?"

^this


wrexsoull
Male, 18-29, Western US
 85 Posts
Friday, November 06, 2009 4:53:04 PM
auburnjunky Well, if you were smoking inside the church building that would be a problem. I doubt they would kick you out if you were doing it outside; I wouldn't. Some people are too judgmental and they will, but if I met someone who smoked, I would welcome them to church because it makes them a better person.

Also, if you are not Mormon, you can't sit back and tell us how crazy our religion is. Half the time your info is wrong. I recommend reading up on our doctrine if you want to make a case against us; otherwise you will sound like an ignorant fool. Some people actually made a movie called, "American Mormon," making fun of people who are ignorant to our church. You don't want to be like the people in the video that confuse Amish people with Mormons.


Tisjokar
Male, 18-29, Australia
 429 Posts
Friday, November 06, 2009 4:20:13 PM
Shake what god gave ya :D

shunpo_31
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1308 Posts
Friday, November 06, 2009 3:31:44 PM
Better alternate ending:

all the guys begin to rap right along with them.

"Look at it this way; you're literally closer to God!" XD


lukeforv123
Male, 18-29, Western US
 109 Posts
Friday, November 06, 2009 3:24:42 PM
There's 2 minutes and 14 seconds I'll never get back. Thanks for wasting my time IAB. What idiots gave it a rating of 3.4?

vodooshaman
Male, 70 & Over, Africa
 33 Posts
Friday, November 06, 2009 2:32:20 PM
thats why i dont go to utah plus the heat

opiebreath
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 14268 Posts
Friday, November 06, 2009 2:32:07 PM
Nothing can beat Scientology!

:D


glassjawdave
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 46 Posts
Friday, November 06, 2009 1:08:07 PM
I mean, not to just dog mormons...all religions tend to believe crazy crap they read in an old book...mormons just decided to believe something slightly crazier.

glassjawdave
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 46 Posts
Friday, November 06, 2009 1:05:54 PM
"We won't go into all the current beliefs that are weird, like the one where if you are pure until your death, God gives you a universe to rule over and things like that."

Yeah, why is it that mormons always conveniently leave that one out when defending why they aren't crazy? Not to mention the gold tablets and magic rocks or whatever.


auburnjunky
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 287 Posts
Friday, November 06, 2009 1:01:04 PM
I got asked to leave the church for smoking. Also for kissing my girlfriend at the time, as it was seen as lewd behavior.

The president (yes the leader is called the president) told us our behavior wasn't good for the parisioners, and since her father was a deacon, I was the one who was asked to leave.

We won't go into all the current beliefs that are weird, like the one where if you are pure until your death, God gives you a universe to rule over and things like that.


ElSombrero
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 137 Posts
Friday, November 06, 2009 12:54:48 PM
I find it particually funny (and annoying) that one little parody video could spark a discussion worthy of Congress (because half of their discussions are like this)

Well.. whatever. I shouldn't read these.


wrexsoull
Male, 18-29, Western US
 85 Posts
Friday, November 06, 2009 12:42:24 PM
I'm a Mormon and I'm going to briefly defend my church. Even I'll admit, this was actually kind of funny. I don't see why everyone sees Mormons as crazy. First of all, we do not practice polygamy. Second, the fact that we abstain from sex before marriage, drugs, coffee, alcohol, and stuff like that is a good thing. The reason we are advised not to do those things is so that our lives can be better. For instance, if we abstain from sex before marriage, we won't have to worry about being liable for a child that we do not have the intention to care for. Abstaining from drugs keeps us from being addicted; even the caffeine in coffee can be addicting. The last thing I want to say is that our church does not prevent its members from doing these things. Everyone has free agency and can indulge in sin if they want. You will not get kicked out of the Mormon church unless you commit adultery, kill somebody, or do something really bad along those lines.

opiebreath
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 14268 Posts
Friday, November 06, 2009 12:18:41 PM
144,000, forgive me.

And whatever happens when I die is irrelevant, that girl was very rude and used religion to defend her horribleness.

Sum, that sounds more like it.


glassjawdave
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 46 Posts
Friday, November 06, 2009 12:09:10 PM
I used to be a JW... They're no worse than any other religion. I mean, I spent 18 years being miserable because I wasn't allowed to basically have any kind of a normal childhood, but, whatever.

It does seem to me like they get a worse reputation because of the door to door preaching though. Considering all of the death caused "in the name of God," this seems like a silly thing to hate a religion for. The goal of their preaching is not to convert as many people as possible either, considering I never converted anyone in the 10 years I did it, and nobody seemed too upset at me.

BTW, its 144,000, and these look like Mormons, not JWs. (similar but even crazier) Sorry you were offended Opie, but I'm pretty sure if God were real, and you were going to heaven, he'd give you another hand, I mean, why not? Hes gonna toss everyone wings and a harp, right?


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